Smell and lick my nylon feet

Well, Mrs. Zeta, I see here that you have all the qualifications that I'm looking for.

You know how to work in an office, you're great at answering phones, you do your work on time.

But, I mean, there's one qualification that this job requires.

Which is?

Well, on here it says that you're willing to do anything to get this job, right?