So lately I've been making a number of orders from Amazon meaning that I've pretty much constantly been waiting on deliveries. You see I live in a block of flats with a secure entry and whenever I've got a package on the way I need to make sure I'm awake and ready to let the deliveryman in. It's a pain but it does allow for some rather risqué moments. Risqué moments which have through the lens of the imagination given rise to the most pleasant fantasies. Only two days ago I was waiting for delivery of my brand new glass dildo and a fresh bottle of Swiss Navy silicon lube. My last one had abou… קרא עוד